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Adwaiy vs. The Blog: The Arc of Surrender

 It all started like every great saga does with denial. The first time I mentioned writing a blog about him, Adwaiy looked at me like I’d just told him Deku's gonna die in the final episode (IF IT HAPPENS IM NOT SURPRISED) . He hated the idea of the blog. Every time I brought it up, his face would go through all five stages of grief in under three seconds. “BRO. STOP WRITING ABOUT ME ” “I swear if you post this—” “Why am I always the topic?” His dramatic reactions were pure gold. Each new blog announcement was like a jump scare. He’d panic, protest, threaten (fake), and complain like it was a full-time job. The more he argued, the funnier it got. It was like watching a villain monologue while the hero casually eats popcorn. The blog became this unstoppable force. Titles dropped like plot twists. Posts kept coming. Adwaiy was in his anti-blog era , passionately defending his reputation while simultaneously giving me endless new material. A tragic cycle. But slowly… something ch...

Adwaiy and the Horror of Hindi Class

  Date: September 23 2025 If English poems are Adwaiy’s villain origin story, then Hindi (thanks to CBSE) is the final boss level. Thanks to CBSE, the language turned into pure suffering. The chapters drag on like endless soap operas, the grammar rules feel like traps, and the essays? Straight-up punishment. Every time he had to write “Paryavaran ki Mahatva,” it was like watching his life bar go down in slow motion. And don’t even get him started on the questions: “Kavi ke man mein kis bhavna ka prakatikaran hua hai?” “Gaay ka aantarik sandesh kya hai?” According to Adwaiy, the only correct answer is: “There is no deeper meaning. It’s just… a cow.” CBSE basically ruined Hindi for him. The word “Hindi” doesn’t make him think of movies, songs, or casual conversation; it triggers memories of exams, worksheets, and teachers asking for antarbhav when all he wanted was peace. That’s why he even rejects Hindi outside the classroom. I watch anime in Hindi sometimes (and it’s a...